so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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