Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
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Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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