I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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