): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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