I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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