she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize