haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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