As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
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you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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