Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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