Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I think I just shit out all my problems.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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