Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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