Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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