I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
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had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
he just fucked me for my cheese.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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