I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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