Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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