well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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