She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
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Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize