yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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