My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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