That reminds me...we need to get swords
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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