Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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