Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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