??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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