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  Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(

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  just blow him with soup in your mouth.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Some one left their pants in the elevator.

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  If You’re Hot, It’s Easier For You To Do These 27 Things

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  We were licking ciroc off the poker table

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• (858): View more from California

  How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?

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