Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
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I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants