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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?

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• (845): View more from New York

  the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Best. Handjob. Ever.

  (905): View more from Ontario

  I'm guessing Kelly is over?

  (416): View more from Toronto

  Nope. Home alone.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties

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