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(703): View more from Virginia

Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?

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(219): View more from Indiana

Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.

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(208): View more from Idaho

I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.

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(219): View more from Indiana

He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.

(740): View more from Ohio

Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.

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(425): View more from Washington

...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.

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(315): View more from New York

The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.

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(801): View more from Utah

It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants

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