OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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