Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Best friends brother. Beat that.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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