so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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