Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
i out mim tonsoeep
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
