someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
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When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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