whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
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No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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