Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
