i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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