For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
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Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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