they said they heard you say put it in my butt
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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