69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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