It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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