my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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