Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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