3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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