I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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