I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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