I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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