Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
