Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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