I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
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