I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
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i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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