we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I just found a bag of teeth...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
