Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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