ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I think your dad took our porno
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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