have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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