Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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