is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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