I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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