Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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