Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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